Posted 2 days ago

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

Posted 2 days ago

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

Posted 5 days ago

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing anything

Posted 1 week ago

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

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shenanigans-with-mcb:

actualaphswitzerland:

There are weird animes

But then there is Daily Lives of highshool boys

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Is this even real… because it describes my daily life perfectly.

(Source: actualaphnorway)

Posted 1 week ago

authentk:

Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Posted 1 week ago

Missing you comes in waves.

Tonight I’m drowning.

Unknown (via blackbruise)
Posted 1 week ago

aseaofquotes:

Sherman Alexie, “On Airplanes”

Posted 1 week ago

iamcompletelyhysterekal:

neilpatrickheaven:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"

youd need a designated answerer instead of driver

Posted 1 week ago

ceshira:

ceshira:

Brave Soldier Boy…

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…comes marching home.

Posted 1 week ago

kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

Posted 2 weeks ago

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

Posted 2 weeks ago